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Disgust - Things that just turn your stomach


Posted by breubengarten on 2002-11-14 07:29 274

Cat breath

What a way to wake up in the morning. You roll over, open your eyes, and there's this friendly smiling cat face staring back at you. Awwwwwwww. Then the critter opens it's mouth to yawn and you're assaulted with a stench rivaled only by the bottomless armpits of the evil creature of the black lagoon during the hottest months of summer after his hot water has been shut off for non-payment and he hasn't gotten around to picking up any more soap at the A&P for 17 months.

Here kitty kitty kitty! Wanna go play with a toothbrush? *Muahahahaha*


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