Nitpick - Those tiny little nits that get under your skin

There is a problem with an Oreo.

And the problem is precisely this: it's just one. There should always be many of them!

breubengarten 2008-06-07 08:44 1248

Have you noticed the nifty new resealable packages that Oreos come in now? Keeps them real fresh for a long time! 'Course, the fallacy there is that a package shouldn't last a very long time. I mean, there's only 42 of them in the package. That's good for, what? An hour or two?